What is the most regrettable after the company's Christmas Eve?
Kissing the wrong people at a holiday party, confession to the boss of love in a public forum, loudly accusing colleagues from work of pouring polonium into drinks, falling asleep on a printer or suddenly limping home on the way home are quite normal behaviors during December corporate parties organized in the UK.
Talking bar
The most regrettable act of participants in corporate parties is… kissing the wrong person. It happens to the third partying. And it's not about kissing when making wishes (because then the statistics would increase drastically), but indulging in passions, later regrets. The websites and other UK media are therefore filled with precise guidelines, suggestive, what to do, if suddenly we like someone at a Christmas party. Well, then you should collect your thoughts and think seriously, whether we liked the person before. If not necessarily, that means, that speaks through us. free bar, which is a free bar, paid by the boss.
If men feel a sudden rush of feelings towards a colleague at work and are unable, for some inexplicable reason, to recall, why they actually didn't like her all year long, they should start to dance. When it seems to them, that they dance fantastically, this is irrefutable proof, that they should stop drinking immediately and give up passionate thoughts about their object of interest.
I love you, sir boss
Glare is another common behavior, that the moment has just come to confess love to your boss / get him the whole truth about his malicious character and limited IQ (delete as appropriate). These feelings, maybe true, but definitely enhanced with the fourth Bloody Mary, they don't have to come to the fore, when the boss, distraught, he staggers to the karaoke machine. Perhaps she will not be in the mood, to listen, that you love him with faithful love / hate him with all your soul and curse him for the tenth generation forward and backward and that he is the greatest / most vile boss, as we could imagine. Better to let it, however, so that the principal remains unaware of our strong feelings. Whatever their vector. Especially, that research by The British Greyhound Racing Board (British Greyhound Racing Committee) z 2008 years clearly show, that employees of British companies are afraid of it, that during events, for various reasons, they have to come into more or less cordial contact with people, they don't want to have anything to do with except work.
Lawyer pending
Great responsibility rests on British bosses, because according to the letter of the law, more specifically the Discrimination Act (Act on Discrimination), must proceed very carefully, so that they would not be prosecuted later for persecution of minorities. And yes, when they send out invitations to a Christmas party, have to see to it, that alcohol is not advertised on them (because workers can be non-drinking Muslims) and pork (bo, except for Muslims, Jews can also work in the company) or beef (if there were Hindus in the company). Music, which event will accompany, cannot be too youthful, because it would discriminate against the elderly (i.e. the so-called. ageizm). Although, it turns out, that several million Brits have trouble reading the lyrics, they try to sing brilliantly in a traditional karaoke competition. Seniors, coming from a generation more print literate, they often save the day, but neither must they be overly privileged.
Bosses are required to ensure that employees can travel home safely (so that the drunk horde does not get lost somewhere along the way, did not have an accident, she was not raped, etc.). Lawyers sharpen their teeth every year, knowing, that the lawsuit season is starting, thanks to which they will be able to go on a well-deserved vacation.
The drunk bus
In the face of the global crisis, many companies are making a decision, in order not to organize traditional meetings in the company this year. Due to cost cutting. It doesn't, that you, who want to have fun, they won't be able to – they will do it in local pubs, for what – precisely because of the crisis – their owners and maybe bosses are very important, who are willing to let go of the responsibility for the selection of music and games.
Especially, when the employees decide to meet for a party in the pub, and then they will experience sudden sagging in the big cities of Great Britain (np. in London or Belfast) they can save them “drunk buses”, i.e. the so-called. binge buses. Professional paramedics pick up light-darkened streets from the streets, to restore them to society by drip or gastric lavage.
Opilców buses run mainly on Fridays and Saturdays. There are neat vomiting containers on board, disposable napkins for those, who do not need the containers anymore, stretchers and straps attached to these stretchers (for fighting white mice). Statistics say, that every fifth person falls asleep on public transport and does not know, after waking up and sober, where is, and one in three is very poorly gastric. Dust buses interfere in similar situations. It does not have to be done by the boss or company law enforcement.
