Holidays are slowly approaching and it's time to start thinking about the right gifts. If you are looking for something really special, then this list will appeal to you. And you are unlikely to be surprised by the fact, that most of these toys were made in one place on our globe. In Japan.
#25 Robot Jesus
Real hardcore, in Poland, such a toy would probably cause riots, and the importer would go to jail. And yes you can see him (or Go) in action with us.
#24 Dolls with penises
Incredible.
They come from Russia, probably from Kamchatka (land sometimes claimed by Japan, which can explain a lot).
#23 A modern cleaning team
A toy from the company Hazmat will make, that your child is now getting ready for the near end of the world, which occurs as a result of biological or radioactive contamination.
#22 Jet girls
…they were born from a union of a healthy woman and an efficient F16 “Lizard”.
#21. USB doll – pendrive cover
Multifunctional. Also for Voodoo fans.
#20 Tailored Nemo
Teaching your 3-year-old to cut fish for suhi was a difficult task. It's not anymore:
#19 Office prank
He gave even the toughest Japanese a heart attack. A shooting clap.
#18. Toilet tiger
With its help, you will get your child used to the toilet, and exactly with the sounds that seem to be there. You will hear when you click “Accept, accepted…” or “Do it like the champions!”
#17 Knight with a horse
Don't ask what the right one is, or what this guy has on his mind. We will never understand it.
#15 Slide for children.
This time a Soviet product, so it means the same, that associations with pornographic uses of it are inappropriate.
#14 Head
What do you need the rest for?, if you just want a hug and grab your neck?
#13 Golf Club
Good for an encouragement for your wife, or mistresses. Only where did the three pigs in the picture come from?
#12 Poop-shaped key rings
Well.
#11 Lots of luck
We came up with the name ourselves, it's the only one, which justifies the existence of such creations. A week of walking in such a hat is a chance for a million yen.
#10 Ordinary girl
Isn't a surprising name, even for a phone call?
#9 Dolly Dolly
Set, thanks to which little girls can dress up as big cats. Our culture still hasn't accepted it.
#8 Mission Beatles
Just like sometimes we don't understand their culture, they don't catch ours either.
#7 Toilet toys
This time a set for beginners. Draining water has never been so exciting.
#6 Theater mascot
We have no influence and are not responsible for the associations, you have by looking at her.
#5 Japanese version of Scooby Doobi
Composition: Sandwich, Little Sauronek, Furious Emo, Yellow Poop and a dark and possessed creature.
#4 Clown syringe
I've always been scared of clowns, now I have another reason
#3 Children's exercise tube
For liberated parents, who will buy such a toy in England and raise their liberated daughter.
#2 The gun on the teddy bear
Pink.
#1 Super Floo'T’Klocks
LEGO bricks may be the most popular, but they are definitely not as sexy as these bricks
(Cock – in English slang it is a rooster, that is, a homely dick)
